You're getting old,somehow I feel
Your pilot light is going out
What used to be your sex appeal
Is now your water spout
It used to be impossible
to make your thing behave
For almost every morning
It would stand up and watch you shave
But now that your getting old
It sure gives you the blues
To see that little thing hang down
And watch you shine your shoes.

LilJoe

I just strap a brush on it and kind of wiggle. Works fine, nice shine.

Want to borrow some of my blue pills?

No,thank you

LilJoe

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